Donkinurmum is a wsop online player from Nevada.
The person behind it is just an average online poker grinder, with no significant results to show. I prefer cash games over tournaments.
The name Donkinurmum came about as kind of a joke. I prefer names that kind of razz the other players, but I didn’t want to come straight out and say YourMomIsUgly — although that too is a funny username.
So say Donkinurmum anyway you want:
Donking your mom – Like donk betting (leading into her raise) your mom who is playing at the game.
Donk in your mom – like a donkey has an appendage inside your mom. Personally, I think you have a dirty mind if you read it this way!
Just an average Nit.
twitter: idontchop
email: donkin (@) this domain
Why did I name my poker username “Donkinurmum”? Am I talking about your mom?
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May 18, 2020
By Donkin
I bet all the casino companies wished they had pushed more for online gambling now! They could have been discussed on CNBC as one of the winning industries, simply moving all their business to mobile, but instead, their obituaries are being written. I remember the financial recession in 2008 and 2009. I watched it on TV and chuckled at all the people out of a job while I retired to my desktop computer to grind away on Full Tilt Poker
February 04, 2019
By Donkin
Closing my Zoom NL50 tables after a 30-minute session, I checked my balance in the Poker Stars Lobby to see it to have barely moved off the $1,000 I deposited 3 months previously. That capped off 8 months of a flat win rate in online poker, something that had not happened to me in almost 2 decades of playing. Lack of a winning streak? All of my good streaks and all of my bad streaks of every length and depth
December 09, 2018
By Donkin
Another year, another 3 months in SE Asia. On most trips, I elect not to play poker and enjoy my time instead. But after my miserable 6 months of poker on WSOP-NV since merging the states, I felt I had to play seriously. Not only to make some money, but to analyse my play. So far, I’ve only been playing NL50 Zoom, but it’s safe to say the games are quite a bit softer than WSOP-NV. I’m sure some of
October 31, 2018
By Donkin
Ahh, thanks to this pcgamer article for helping me with moving tables since the merge. It still baffles me how wsop software actually got worse when they merged the states. PcGamer article
September 26, 2018
By Donkin
Five days left in WSOP’s DIY bonus. I feel like I never want to see another card again. So far, I’m about $500 up, not a good two weeks normally, but the $2000 bonus will make it worth it. Even if I break even, I’ll consider the bonus a successful half month. But this will be my last grind of its kind. Today, I was playing with ease. I was making hands and getting calls, things were fine. When I
September 15, 2018
By Donkin
Update 6:04pm Sep 15: This article was in error as to the Happy Hours. The double APPs do not count toward cashback. They only count toward loyalty status. Updated to reflect this. WSOP.com is billing their late September tournament series as an Online Circuit event, which presumably means the winners will receive rings. For tournament players, this adds some events to play that may bring out more recreational players. But, are you aware of the cash game promos WSOP.com is
August 23, 2018
By Donkin
For my annual retreat, I had planned to take it to Atlantic City again as it’s a great summer destination. Alas, my terrible host once again told me “no problem, I’ll get it done,” and then didn’t reply for two weeks. So instead, I decided to get max value for the Annual Retreat and that meant New Orleans, Louisiana (NOLA). I called the property and spoke to a host who booked me for the next week. NOLA advantages The main
August 19, 2018
By Donkin
For 4 years, every time WSOP updates the client, I think maybe they’ll fix the waitlist bug. And every time, I’m disappointed.
July 30, 2018
By Donkin
I was chatting with another player about his “particularly bad run” over the last two days. I suggested that he take a break and do something else and he answered that he “plays through” his bad runs and that it “doesn’t affect his play.” I’ve heard the same thing for two decades of playing poker and it’s as much bullshit today as it was in 2000. Do I fall into the same trap as him? Absolutely. But as my career
July 20, 2018
By Donkin
Well, tilt is becoming a major problem for me. With the number of games, it is harder to table select, which makes my EV lower, which makes swings more common. I hate stop-losses, but I may need one with the new flavor of WSOP.
